Bad MS Paint Redraw

Full prompt
Redraw the attached image in the most clumsy, scribbly, and utterly pathetic way possible. Use a {argument name="background color" default="white"} background, and make it look like it was drawn in {argument name="drawing software" default="MS Paint"} with a mouse. It should be vaguely similar but also not really, kind of matching but also off in a confusing, awkward way, with that low-quality pixel-by-pixel feel that really emphasizes how ridiculously bad it is. Actually, you know what, whatever, just draw it however you want.
Use this prompt in the VdoBloom image editor.
Opens the image editor with this prompt — add your own photo to generate.