Minimalist Chinese Matchmaking Poster

Goal: Create a minimalist vertical Chinese narrative poster in a stark editorial style about matchmaking expenses and frustration.

Canvas: 4:5 vertical poster, light gray-white background with subtle paper texture, lots of negative space, black typography only. Use a slightly distressed, bold, blocky Chinese display font for the giant words, with motion-smear shadows as if the text is spinning or rushing around the page.

Layout: Arrange one huge Chinese sentence as separate oversized curved text fragments forming a loose spiral or S-shaped path around the page. The top arc reads {argument name="top headline text" default="我花了一万多，"}; the right side has a vertical/diagonal giant fragment reading {argument name="right headline text" default="买了个"}; the bottom arc reads {argument name="bottom headline text" default="相亲资格。"}. Make the headline fragments warped along curves, tilted at different angles, with rough black edges and gray motion blur trailing behind them.

Central narrative block: Place a compact left-aligned body-text column in the left-middle area, using small clean black Chinese type. Include the section label {argument name="series label" default="《橙卡》 01"} above the body copy. Body copy should read exactly: {argument name="body text" default="这几年被家里催婚催得厉害，\n我花了一万多，在婚恋机构挂了名。\n合同上写着八个名额，\n我以为花钱能省时间，\n结果只是花钱去排队见人。\n\n见到的大多是老师、培训机构、财务、护士，\n一个个端端正正地坐在那里，\n像在等我做自我陈述。\n\n她们会先看我的条件，\n再顺手给我提几点“优化建议”：\n抽烟要改，身材要减，性格要更主动。\n\n我问她们喜欢什么礼物，\n有人认真回答：黄金，保值。\n我听完只想笑——\n谁不喜欢黄金？我也喜欢。"}

Figure details: Add exactly 2 tiny blurred black walking silhouettes: one near the upper center under the top headline, walking left to right, and one near the lower right, also walking left to right. Keep them anonymous, grayscale, and motion-blurred.

Visual style: Minimalist Chinese typographic poster, high contrast, experimental magazine layout, cinematic empty space, slightly chaotic composition, no color accents, no borders, no logos, no extra illustrations. Ensure the giant headline remains dominant while the body text is readable.