Extreme Wide-Angle Cat Photobomb Selfie

A hilarious, extreme 0.5x wide-angle low selfie looking up, ruined by a {argument name="pet" default="pet"}. An enormous {argument name="pet description" default="fluffy orange cat"} presses its giant pink nose and whiskers directly against the camera, filling most of the frame in soft blurry detail. Behind the cat, a {argument name="person description" default="cheerful young woman with shoulder-length dark hair"} wears a cozy cream knitted sweater, laughing helplessly. They are sitting inside a warm aesthetic café filled with wooden furniture, hanging plants, pastries, and soft golden afternoon light. Curved perspective, casual slice-of-life, candid moment, high ISO smartphone photography, natural imperfections.