Seedance 2.0 Stand-up Comedy Video Prompt

A single stand-up comedian @[Image 1] with black hair, wearing a textured red dress, standing on a spotlighted stage @[Image 2]. Exaggerated and humorous expression, lively eyes, confident and rhythmic tone.
Dialogue: Have you noticed that people nowadays say they are 'lying flat,' but their bodies are more competitive than anyone else's! My friend constantly claims to be 'Buddhist-style'—not fighting or competing—yet their speed when grabbing red envelopes is so fast I can't even see it clearly! I just want to ask: Is your 'Buddhist-style' so effective that even the Buddha would want to send you a rocket?
Actions and Expressions:
 
- When saying “lying flat”: Spreading hands, looking helpless
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- When saying “grabbing red envelopes”: Quickly flicking hands, performing a super-fast hand motion, eyes wide open
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- Ending: Shrugging, grinning broadly, maximizing interaction
Scene: Black stand-up stage, strong spotlight illuminating the person, blurred silhouettes of the audience below, atmosphere of laughter, slight camera push-in, cinematic lighting, strong stage presence, real-shot texture, fast pace, 15-second short video effect. Shallow depth of field, enhanced light and shadow contrast, scene detail reconstruction, digital noise elimination, 4K high-definition quality.

单人脱口秀演员@【@图1】黑色长发，红色质感连衣裙，站在聚光灯的舞台@【@图2】，表情夸张又搞笑，眼神灵动，语气自信有节奏。
台词：大家有没有发现，现在的人嘴上说躺平，身体比谁都卷！我朋友天天喊佛系，不争不抢，结果抢红包那手速，快到我都没看清！我就想问：你这佛系，是佛看了都想给你刷个火箭是吧？
动作与表情：
 
- 说到“躺平”：双手一摊，一脸无奈
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- 说到“抢红包”：快速甩手，做出超快手速动作，眼睛瞪大
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- 结尾：摊手耸肩，咧嘴大笑，互动感拉满
场景：黑色脱口秀舞台，强聚光灯打亮人物，台下观众模糊剪影，现场笑声氛围，镜头轻微推进，电影级灯光，舞台感强烈，实拍质感，节奏明快，15秒短视频效果。浅景深效果， 增强光影对比度， 画面细节重塑， 消除数码噪声， 4K 高清画质