Video Prompt: Hyper-realistic Black Comedy Wedding

15 seconds, 9:16 aspect ratio, hyper-realistic, black humor, pseudo-documentary wedding scene, like a truly absurd scene accidentally filmed by a wedding guest and uploaded to social media. The overall feel must be extremely realistic, restrained, and calm. Do not make it an exaggerated comedy skit, avoid a farcical or cartoonish feel; the closer it looks to a real wedding disaster, the better.
Scene: High-end indoor wedding venue, warm golden lighting, white floral arch, full of guests. The background includes the wedding host stage, vow area, champagne tower, and floral arrangements. The visuals should be exquisite and real, like a normal, formal city wedding. All guests are formally dressed, and the atmosphere should be romantic and solemn.
Characters:
Groom: Young man, black custom suit, neat hairstyle, overly calm expression, as if handling a post-sale service issue.
Bride: Exquisite makeup, white wedding dress. Starts with a normal expression, gradually freezes later, but still tries to maintain composure.
MC: Professional smile. Starts by following the script perfectly, then clearly begins to falter.
Guests: Shocked but restrained, many instinctively raise their phones to film.
Plot Breakdown:
0-3 seconds: Wedding vow segment. The MC smiles and hands the microphone to the groom. The scene is quiet and solemn. Guests look forward expectantly, as if everything is normal.
3-6 seconds: The groom takes the microphone. Instead of a deep confession, he says calmly, professionally, and clearly: “Regarding this marriage cooperation, I apply for a seven-day no-questions-asked return.”
6-9 seconds: The air instantly freezes. The camera quickly cuts to the bride's frozen face, the MC's stunned but still professionally smiling expression, and the moment all the guests look up in unison. No one immediately screams; everyone seems to have short-circuited for a second.
9-12 seconds: The groom pulls out a neatly folded piece of paper from his suit pocket, like a pre-prepared after-sales application form, and continues seriously: “The product appearance is generally consistent with the promotion, but the actual usage experience deviates significantly from expectations.”
12-15 seconds: The entire venue completely breaks down. The MC looks down at his cue card, as if checking if this item is on the agenda; the bride slowly turns to stare at the groom; a guest below films with a phone, whispering, “Can you really return this after-sale?” The frame freezes on the groom still calmly holding the application form, as if he is genuinely processing a return.
Cinematography Requirements: The first half should resemble normal wedding videography—stable, exquisite, and romantic. From the moment the groom says “seven-day no-questions-asked return,” the camera subtly shifts to the perspective of a guest secretly filming, showing slight handheld movement and quick reaction cuts, creating the authentic feeling of “people being stunned on the spot.”
Performance Requirements: Must not be performed as an exaggerated comedy skit. The calmer the groom, the more terrifying, like reciting customer service terms; the bride does not explode like a shrew but freezes gracefully; the MC maintains professionalism by force of habit; the guests are restrainedly shocked, unable to resist filming. The true absurdity comes from everyone still trying to maintain wedding decorum.
Visual Requirements: Hyper-realistic, authentic skin texture, realistic wedding lighting, realistic material and reflection of formal wear, realistic guest reactions, realistic venue layering. Avoid a theatrical feel, avoid the feel of low-budget internet short dramas.
Atmosphere Keywords: Decorum collapse, calm offense, wedding disaster, modern platform jargon invading reality, absurd realism.
Avoid: Exaggerated shouting, fighting/tearing, vulgar farce, cartoonish expressions, exaggerated variety show feel, cheap short drama feel, character distortion, abnormal hands, inaccurate lip sync, subtitles, logo, watermark.

15秒，9:16，超写实，黑色幽默，伪纪实婚礼现场，像一段被婚礼宾客偶然拍下并上传到社交媒体的真实离谱名场面。整体必须极度真实、克制、冷静，不要拍成夸张喜剧小品，不要闹剧感，不要卡通感，越像真实婚礼翻车现场越好。
场景：高档室内婚礼现场，暖金色灯光，白色鲜花拱门，宾客满座，背景有婚礼主持台、誓词区、香槟塔、花艺布置，画面精致真实，像一场正常而正式的城市婚礼。所有宾客穿着正式，氛围本应浪漫庄重。
角色：
新郎，年轻男人，黑色定制西装，发型整齐，表情平静得过分，像在处理一件售后事务。
新娘，妆容精致，白色婚纱，最开始神情正常，后面逐渐僵住，但仍努力保持体面。
司仪，职业微笑，最开始完全按流程主持，后面开始明显卡壳。
宾客，震惊但克制，很多人下意识举手机拍摄。
剧情分镜：
0-3秒：婚礼誓词环节，司仪微笑着把话筒递给新郎，现场安静庄重，宾客期待地看向前方，像一切都很正常。
3-6秒：新郎接过话筒，没有深情告白，而是平静、专业、字正腔圆地说：“关于本次婚姻合作，我申请七天无理由退货。”
6-9秒：现场空气瞬间凝固。镜头快速切到新娘僵住的脸、司仪错愕但还保持职业微笑的表情、台下宾客齐刷刷抬头的瞬间。没有人立刻大叫，所有人都像大脑短路了一秒。
9-12秒：新郎从西装内袋里掏出一张折叠整齐的纸，像提前准备好的售后申请单，继续一本正经地补充：“商品外观与宣传基本一致，但实际使用体验与预期存在明显偏差。”
12-15秒：全场彻底绷不住。司仪低头看流程卡，像在确认流程里有没有这一项；新娘缓缓转头盯着新郎；台下一个宾客举着手机拍摄，压低声音说一句：“这还能走售后？” 画面定格在新郎依然平静举着申请单的画面上，像他真的是来办理退货流程。
运镜要求：前半段像正常婚礼跟拍，稳定、精致、浪漫；从新郎说出“七天无理由退货”开始，镜头轻微变成宾客偷拍视频视角，出现轻微手持感与快速反应式切镜，营造“现场人懵了”的真实感。
表演要求：不能演成夸张搞笑小品。新郎越平静越可怕，像客服条款背诵；新娘不是泼妇式爆发，而是体面地僵住；司仪是职业素养强行维持；宾客是压抑震惊、憋不住想拍。真正的荒诞来自所有人都还在努力维持婚礼体面。
画面要求：超写实，真实皮肤质感，真实婚礼布光，真实礼服材质和反光，真实宾客反应，真实场地层次。不要舞台剧感，不要网红短剧感。
氛围关键词：体面崩坏，冷静冒犯，婚礼翻车，现代平台话术入侵现实，荒诞真实。
避免：夸张咆哮，打闹撕扯，低俗闹剧，卡通表情，浮夸综艺感，廉价短剧感，人物变形，手部异常，嘴型不准，字幕，logo，水印