Wuxia Comedy Short: Cat Assassin vs. Single Man

1980s Shaw Brothers Wuxia film style, film grain texture, retro color palette, high contrast. In a Chinese courtyard, a young man (no beard) wearing a Tang Dynasty blue round-neck robe and a futou hat is drinking wine. A pet dog is lying next to him. Suddenly, a tabby cat wearing an invisibility cloak flies onto the wall from outside and uses a golden revolver to shoot and kill the small dog next to the man. The man is startled and immediately stands up. The kitten says, “Someone offered ten cans of food for your dog’s life.” The man breathes a sigh of relief, “Good thing you spoke Chinese.” Then the tabby cat asks, “Are you a single dog?” The man nods. The tabby cat raises its hand and fires a shot, hitting the man in the chest, saying, “A single dog is also a dog.” With that, the tabby cat strides away. Retro noise, sharp and realistic action, pure martial arts film texture without special effects.

八十年代邵氏武侠电影风格，胶片质感复古色调高对比度，在中式庭院，一位身穿唐制蓝色圆领袍，头戴幞头帽的青年男子（没有胡须）在喝酒，旁边躺着一只宠物狗，突然一只狸花猫身穿隐身衣从外面飞到在围墙上，并拿黄金左轮手枪击毙男子旁边的小狗，把男子吓一跳，一下子站起来了，只见小猫说道“有人出十个罐罐取你狗命”，男子长舒了口气“还好说的是中文”，这时狸花猫又问道“你是单身狗吗？”，男子点了点头，狸花猫抬手就是一枪，打中男子胸口，说道“单身狗也是狗”，说罢，狸花猫扬长而去。复古底噪，动作凌厉写实，无特效纯武打片质感。