Xianxia Furniture Assembly Comedy

【Generation Mode】

Seedance 2.0

【Video Specifications】

Strict 15s duration, 16:9 landscape, 24fps, three clean shots.

【Overall Style】

Cinematic realistic texture, utilizing precise physical comedy, elegant Xianxia action, restrained deadpan performance, warm evening indoor light, and classic spatial comedy delayed mechanical payoff. The humor comes from two extremely confident people completing a mundane task too quickly while ignoring a tiny but crucial detail. Designed for Seedance 2.0 multi-modal character reference, multi-prop coordination, continuous performance, and native audio-visual sync.

【Scene Setting】

An unfinished modern apartment, light wooden floors, large windows, warm sunlight, unpacked boxes, scattered cabinet boards, hinges, screws, wooden dowels, a diagram-only manual, and the same bicycle parked by the toolbox.

【Characters】

Character ID A | Sword Immortal Lady

Same Sword Sister @Image 1, 25-30 year old East Asian female, strictly maintaining same face, black hair, makeup, slender build, white embroidered silk Hanfu, jade hairpin, and white boots.

Character ID B | Bicycle Girl

Same Bicycle Girl @Image 2, strictly maintaining face, ponytail, build, clothing, accessories, and bicycle.

【Core Props】

One silver longsword, four miniature tool-swords, same bicycle, set of cabinet boards, hinges, screws, dowels, and manual.

【Shot 1 | 0-5s | Low-angle Panorama Establishing Shot】

The apartment setting as described. The Sword Sister observes the scattered parts and says: 'A mere wooden array.' The Bicycle Girl rings the bell like a start signal.

【Shot 2 | 5-10s | Cowboy Shot Medium】

Controlled lateral orbital movement: The Sister in white silk Hanfu raises two fingers; the silver sword splits into four tools, lifting and fixing boards. The Bicycle Girl checks the manual, passing hinges from the bike basket, catching a falling shelf, commanding: 'Left board, beam, back panel!' Background remains consistent. Sound: screw turning, sword whistling, board clicking with heroic percussion.

【Shot 3 | 10-15s | Close-up to Extreme Close-up】

The assembled cabinet stands upright. They nod with a sense of mission accomplished. The Bicycle Girl finds one dowel left: 'Where does this go?' The Sister answers: 'A spare.' Half-second silence; the cabinet groans and folds in three stages, flattening on the floor. Extreme close-up: they freeze in place as the bicycle bell dings once.

【Technical Requirements】

Character/clothing stability, prop continuity, realistic physics for weight, collapse, and materials. Accurate Mandarin lip-sync. No subtitles.

【Negative Prompts】

blurry, bad quality, low quality, low resolution, noisy, jpeg artifacts, watermark, text, error; deformed, mutated, bad anatomy, poorly drawn hands, bad composition, out of frame, disfigured; inconsistent character, changing clothes, face morphing, background shift, glitching cuts, disappearing props

【生成模式】

Seedance 2.0

【视频规格】

严格生成 15 秒视频，16:9 横屏，24fps，三个干净镜头。

【整体风格】

电影级写实质感，采用精准的物理喜剧、优雅仙侠动作、克制冷面表演、温暖的傍晚室内光线，以及经典空间喜剧式延迟机械包袱；不使用身份揭底、现实处罚、系统播报或法术失效，笑点来自两个极度自信的人过快完成一件普通工作，却忽略了一个微小但关键的原因。

针对 Seedance 2.0 的多模态角色参考、多道具协同运动、连续人物表演和原生音画同步生成进行设计。

【场景设定】

尚未布置完成的现代公寓，浅色木地板、大面积窗户、温暖阳光、尚未拆封的搬家纸箱、散落的柜体木板、合页、螺丝、木榫、一张只有图示的安装说明书，以及停在工具箱旁的同一辆自行车。

【角色】

角色 ID A｜剑仙姐

同一个剑仙姐 @图片 1，25–30 岁东亚女性，严格保持参考图中的同一张脸、黑色长发、妆容、高挑纤细身材、白色刺绣真丝汉服、半透明宽袖、银色饰品、玉簪和白色布靴。

角色 ID B｜单车姐

同一个单车姐 @图片 2，严格保持参考图中的同一张脸、马尾、身材比例、服装、饰品和自行车。

【核心道具】

同一柄银色长剑、四柄袖珍工具剑、同一辆自行车、同一组柜体木板、合页、螺丝、木榫、一张只有图示的安装说明书。

【镜头 1｜0-5s｜低角度全景建立镜头】

尚未布置完成的现代公寓，浅色木地板、大面积窗户、温暖阳光、尚未拆封的搬家纸箱、散落的柜体木板、合页、螺丝、木榫、一张只有图示的安装说明书，以及停在工具箱旁的同一辆自行车。

剑仙姐严肃观察散落的柜体零件，轻抬下巴说道：“区区木阵。”

单车姐按响一次自行车铃，如同发出开工信号。

【镜头 2｜5-10s｜牛仔景中景】

摄影机进行一次受控横向环绕：同一个穿白色刺绣真丝汉服的剑仙姐抬起两根手指，同一柄银色长剑分化成四柄袖珍工具剑，依次托起、对齐并固定同一组柜体木板。

同一个单车姐查看图示说明书，从同一辆自行车的车筐里递出合页，接住一块正在下降的隔板，并快速指挥：“左板、横梁、背板！”

背景始终保持同一间空公寓、同一批纸箱、同一辆自行车、同一方向的阳光和同一组五金零件。

螺丝旋转声、飞剑呼啸声、木板卡合声与英雄式打击乐组成一段干净准确的装配节奏。

【镜头 3｜10-15s｜特写进入极近特写】

组装完成的柜子笔直稳固地立在原处。

两人克制地互相点头，露出完成重大使命般的胜利感。

同一个单车姐发现地面还剩一颗木榫，拿起来问：“这颗装哪儿？”

同一个剑仙姐平静回答：“备用的。”

现场安静半秒；柜子发出一声漫长木质呻吟，随后分成三个阶段向侧面折叠，最终完整拍平在地面，没有砸到任何人。

极近特写：两人保持原姿势同时僵住，同一辆自行车的车铃自行发出一声清脆响声。

【技术要求】

角色身份与服装稳定，道具位置前后连贯，木板重量、合页、螺丝、头发、真丝衣料、灰尘和柜体坍塌物理效果真实，普通话口型准确，不生成字幕，不增加额外人物。

【负面词】

blurry, bad quality, low quality, low resolution, noisy, jpeg artifacts, watermark, text, error; deformed, mutated, bad anatomy, poorly drawn hands, bad composition, out of frame, disfigured; inconsistent character, changing clothes, face morphing, background shift, glitching cuts, disappearing props